Sunday, December 03, 2006

Quotes 1.1 - Hu Ha Wars - The Revenge of Myth



Hu-ha India, Hu-ha India!


Seen that advertisments with Sourav Ganguly, no? never mind.

Dadaz commercial dialogues rocked the nation (with laughter offcourse). And then started a series of unfortunate comments, a lot of comments started pouring in regarding the sexiest of all, the one and only, please dont dare guess, the HU HA . . .

Hu-ha India, Hu-ha India, you will accept your dada's talk na?
-Dada (previously Sourav Ganguly/B.Tiger)

Hu-ha World-Peace, Hu-ha World-Peace. Will you accept your Uncle's talk na?
-George W. Bush (PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES)

Yes I will, Hu-ha World-Piece, Hu-ha World-Piece.
-Tony Blair on Hu-ha diplomacy

Hu-Ha agreement with US will not be renegotiated.

-Manmohan Uncle


50% Hu-ha shouts are reserved for reserved category people in all govt. owned hu-ha centres.
-Paarth (Arjun) Singh

Hu-ha and space and time are entangled. and hu-ha conversion is Hu = ha c^2
-Albert Einstein on theory of the hu-ha

Hu-ha par dekhiye hamara yeh vishesh karyakram "dada ki dincharya" aaj raat sadhe-nau baje, sirf aapke apne hi channel aaj tak par.
-Aaj Tak, Sabse Tez(TM)

See [smiles], we have no hu-ha training camps in Pok, we are very clean you know, we always use eureka forbes cleaners.
-Pervez Musharraf

Don se Hu-ha kehelwana mushil hi nahi namumkin hai.
-Shahrukh

Hu-ha kare toh aaj kar aaj kare so ab, kal ko goonga ho jayega, hu-ha karega kab?
-Kabirvaani

Desh ke tamam 'hu-ha' karne waale is baat ko achi tarah se jaan le ke hu-ha - the most wanted se bach pana ab unke bass ki baat nahi.
-Suhaib Illaysi (India's most wanted)

One hu and one ha in same office, contact us. Nobody understands your hu-ha better then we do.
-BlueStar Professionals (Air-conditioning)

Main dava karta hun ke aapka hu-ha 100% surak'shit' hai.
-Aamir khan (about pesticides in hu-ha)

Kya hu-ha hu-ha laga rakha hai, bhaiya hum hu-ha hu-ha kyon karte hain.
-Chashmish Guy

[Pushes chashmish's face into water] Dobara mat poochna.
-Paan waale bhaiya.


Disambiguous is truth, but truth has to be disambiguous.
-Some Moron

2 comments:

Unknown said...

nIcE oNE bOi..!!
kEeP iT uP..!!
U haV abilIty 2 piCk fRom sMall tHinGS,,,
I'll call u "GOD ov SMAll tHIngZ"...!!

Unknown said...

Thanks my friend, but i aint any God..lolz, thanks for writing in.