Many people . . . like Elvis Presley, Albert Einstein and Chuck Norris, were named before me. :P
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
05:30 in the evening, yeah that was the time then on my cellphone clock (Do you want GMT timings btw?).
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Not much, but I admire its flexibility. Sometimes when I write in English it looks like Tamil, and when I write in Hindi it looks like a pictographic script.
4. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Depends if I would be a person who would not like the person who I am now, then the person who I would be would not like to be friends with the person who I am now and vice versa, thereby leading to . . (phew) . .rest later.
5. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
I don’t like to offend people so I do not use it on people directly. For e.g. A question: “A kid boarded an Auto for the school in the morning at 08:30, if he goes through Bangalore traffic calculate his age upto 3 places of decimal when he reaches the office.”
6. HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE IN A COUPLE OF YEARS? (REALISTICALLY PLEASE)
Looks like a question from an MBA interview. A non conventional answer would be: In next couple of years, I want to have ‘atleast’ two girlfriends, a back up girl-friend and a Honda City, I know that’s lame but that’s what I want from the bottom of my heart.
7. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
I’ve heard of a guy whose bungee rope gave up itself and he gave up his life as a result, so, maybe when I consider committing a suicide ...
8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Kellogs chocos, without milk or with chilled milk, no sugar, and I am damn serious about it.
9. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Never, doing so would insult them, being tied is a mark of respect.
10. WOULD YOU MOVE AGAIN?
Yeah the next time I go to toilet.
11. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
About guys, their sense of humour, about girls . . . .yeah . . right . .yes.
12. RED OR PINK?
Indigo
13. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I have not yet self-actualized. (tough)
14. WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Pizzaz
15. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Just one person.
16. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
I am not wearing anything, . . . on my feet, and I am not wearing my pants either, . . . . I am wearing a jeans
17. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Traffic noise from the road nearby, some truck driver honking very badly, either his wife is expecting or he is expecting something due to the bad food he had in the afternoon.
18.WHAT ANNOYS YOU THE MOST?
People who think something else, say something else, and do something else, but do so with utmost dignity, valour, seriousness and a fake sense of assertiveness.
19. FAVORITE SMELL?
Chocolate and omelette, and perfumes some girls wear.
20. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Credit card lady.
21. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
She is the most different person I have ever met, I mean . . .I . . .therez a . .
22. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Gilli Danda by Sehwag, obviously cricket yaar, have some chips, have some coke (coca cola, dnt think anything else you dirty mind), have some tv channel showing some cricket where runs are being pelted.
23. HAIR COLOR?
Blackish Grey
24. EYE COLOR?
dark brown…with a tinge of green at places! Some people say my eyes are green in a sense, I think some of them said that, I think . .yes I am sure. . maybe.
25. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAJOR REGRETS?
I mean, what do you want me to say, regrets are major and minor? Like umm heart attacks, . . regrets are regrets or no regrets. Yes I have regrets.
26. FAVORITE FOOD?
This is the one HA HA . . .here you go: Cheese Burst Pizza, Rajma Chawal, Gobhi ke paranthe with home-made butter, Paranthe with shahi paneer, spicey sarson ka saag/ palak paneer with chapatti, dry gravy of small black channa with paranthas, shezwan noodles, veg cutlets with ketchup . . . I can go on u see.
27. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
None, honestly don’t restricted my dispositions like that, a movie gotta be REAL :P
28. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED, AND WITH WHOM?
Harry Potter and the last blood Prince, with a couple of friends on theatre, on TV Shawshank Redemption, partly with a friend, partly alone, on my Lappy, the downfall, alone.
29. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Dude I got such question before also . .such questions are supposed to be asked in dirty chats, aren’t they? Anyhow It’s kinda black, with some kinda white design on it and little kinda grey areas in there, some kinda greyish white kinda oddly sprinkled on the right kinda most corner, a whole medley of kinda colors in there . . .kinda . . . .kinda . . .
30. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winters, coz you don’t sweat, n I don’t hate stinkers, but I surely hate those who don’t know they are stinking.
31. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs and then kisses..! :-) (I go with that)
32. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
To some erotic dance, probably or a striptease . . on a serious note, I respond to all non-fake actions of affection.
33. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
To a nose which stays at an angle above the horizon, such level of haughtiness causes such ppl to get backaches too… and for me is a turn off.
34. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
None, and in case you are interested, last one I read was deception point, and in case you are dying with interest, the last good text I read was an article in NYT by Suketu Mehta on Bhopal Gas Tragedy and aftermaths, was a good read.
35. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I don’t use a mouse pad, the one which I threw away had Intel Inside on it, and I wondered how lame it is to have intel chips inside mouse pads
36. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Sadhna satsang followed by FTV mid-night haute, followed by FTV people, which was damn boring so I switched to Neo Cricket where some guy was bullshitting and then I switched to Star Movies to find some crappy flick being played there . . .I thought “my TV needs a repair or I do”.
37.WHAT LITTLE THING MAKES YOU HAPPY?
(This one is serious) I like being in company of soft, jovial people, and extreme people who behave softly or jovially, I like to take pleasure in eating stuff I like, surfing websites I love to, writing stuff that others enjoy, making pals that might not last long in reality but surely in your memories.
38. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Ive heard only a few songs of beatles and none of rollings so
39. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Finland
40. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I have many, but its not important how special they are, but how I use them.
41. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Rashmi for now, but as I am writing this very text I realise she has already filled her answers, so why am I still answering this question, I don’t know, somebody stop my hands…gawd they are not stopping . .aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
42 HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Well I can tell you how I met her, but then I am not sure whether she is my spouse/significant other, so this question is kind of skewed in favour of dangling reality, a reality which if was a membrane it would have been full of holes, a reality if it was a cake it would be half burnt and half baked (eww), a reality if it was eyes of a man, they would be hyper-metropic, a reality if it was a run-out call, would be referred to a 3rd umpire . . .you got it, I think.
