Quotes 1.0 - Mango Bite Metamorphosis

Mango Bite - Parle Mango Bite Mango Bite - Orangish, crimsonish, creamish, yellow colored candy in a green and yellow food grade plastic wrapper, claimed to be made of mango pulp, added mango flavours, permitted natural color, permitted emulsifiers, class-ii preservatives etc. etc. “Mango ka maza asli yeh goli mango waali, mango bite - Parle mango bite.” -Mango Bite Advertisment. “Mangoes are bi-products of plants, they should not be eaten, processing of mango bites is a serious cruelty to mango tree.” -Maneka Gandhi on cruelity to plant species. “Mango Bite and space and time are entangled.” -Einstein on Mango Bite. “50% of Mango bites are reserved for reserved category people in every goverment owned shop in India” -Arjun singh on Caste based reservations. “Unfortunatly no one can be told what mango bite is, you have to eat it for yourself, its everywhere around you, even in this room.” -Morpheus to Neo. “You have already eaten the mango bite Neo, you have to understand why have you eaten it.” -Oracle to Neo. “We will make some 20-year plans to improve mango bite quality in India.” -Manmohan Uncle “There are no mango bite factories running in pakistan and PoK, its all wrong information, we are clean n clear as always.” -Pervez Musharraf (General/President/Ruler/ . . etc. of pakistan) “Parle-G possess mango bites of mass destruction (MBMDs), situation is getting worse, we shall ressurect it.” -George W. Bush, PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES